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My Profile:
I was born feet first. I have no liver, stomach or kidneys. I was once President of Algeria.
I'm scared of most types of house-cat, coffee tables (varnished), the lesbian on The Afternoon Show, any tv programme re-run more than once, starfish (chocolate or otherwise) and Daves lower lip.
I'm a compulsive liar. |
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Things I'm Disappointed in:
Shmebo
This particular webspace
My friends
My lack of friends
Not being beaten more as a child
UCC - its not as big as it looks in the prospectus
Davey Mac
My rape conviction
The hurtful things ive said to my mother
My corse in colage
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